Kofi Dubai Commissions Dubai Interchange

Dear Country-Folks, A couple of weeks ago, I had the honour, as your President, to commission the biggest and longest (whatever that means) Interchange in West Africa. And with that singular commission, Ghana officially registered more infrastructure than the USA. That is what I was assured by my Aides. And I wasted no time trumpeting … Read more

Kofi Dubai Does Read

Dear Country-Folks, I am in a rather prickly mood today. Dr. Kofi Prophet of the Opana Party has angered me. How dare Dr. Kofi Prophet to ask: “Mr. President, care to read?” This comes on top of an earlier statement he made that I, the President, don’t read. Has he been a President before? If … Read more

Kofi Dubai On Gifts and Strategy

Dear Country-Folks, I have been enjoying the campaign immensely. Which Presidential Candidate wouldn’t if his worry is not about lack of cash but rather how to spend lots of cash (apologies to General Yakubu Gowon who is reported to have said when he was a Military Ruler that “Nigeria’s problem was not with money but … Read more